THEY CALL THIS PLACE GREAT BRITAIN

BUT IT ISN’T VERY GREAT

THEY CALL IT THE UNITED KINGDOM

BUT THE UNITED BIT IS FAKE

THEY CALL THIS PLACE THE FIRST WORLD

MOST HERE THOUGH LIVE LIKE THIRD

THEY CALL THIS PLACE A DEMOCRACY

MOST HERE ARE CAGED LIKE BIRDS

THEY CALL THIS PLACE THE ALBION

FOR WHICH REASON I KNOW NOT WHY

I’M GOING TO LEAVE THIS PLACE ONE DAY

OR AT LEAST I’M GOING TO TRY_