DEAR SHY TORY

WHY THIS WAY DO YOU VOTE

YOU SHALL NEVER OWN A COUNTRY PILE

OR BE PROTECTED BY A MOAT

IN TRUTH THEY HAVE YOU SNAKED EYED

BELIEVING ALL WHICH THAT THEY SAY

AS THEY FEAST UPON THE FOIE GRAS

MOCKING YOUR SERVITUDE EVERY DAY

DEAR SHY TORY

MAY I PROFFER A SIMPLE FIX

VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL CARE FOR YOU

INSTEAD OF SELF SERVING PRIGS_